Best Mistake.

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ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

(Source: stagnantwater447-8995, via userbar)

trust:

when people have really nice clear faces i want punch myself 

(via userbar)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

(via cupofwilson)

leightimtam:

NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED

(via krisjenwhore)

xiahki:


"Isn’t ‘defeat’ more like a trial you need to overcome? Of whether or not you can stand up and walk again, after falling to your knees?"

I needed an outlet after that last episode ;; Full size is best!

xiahki:

"Isn’t ‘defeat’ more like a trial you need to overcome? Of whether or not you can stand up and walk again, after falling to your knees?"

I needed an outlet after that last episode ;; Full size is best!

(via assassins-only-meow)