IS THIS TRUE????
As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week
IM AMERICAN AND IVE NEVER EATEN MCDONALDS IM SO SCARED
damn u gonna die son
People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows
during cummies ∩(︶▽︶)∩
No cummies for you tonight kitten now straight to bed with you
(╯ಊ╰) but daddy…im so squishy…it tingles daddy..im sticky..
Use mr fluffy baby until I get home from work and maybe I’ll give you cummies
（ ´∀｀）Thank you daddy! baby cant wait for cummies!!
wHAT THE FUCK